Kids and their honesty

Here are some comments directed towards me from the little ones:

Francis, my precocious 8 yr old boy cousin, asked, "How old are you?"
I replied, "34."
Not really thinking that would mean anything to him.
He was surprised and said, "34?! But you look like you're only in your 20s."
Oh, bless his little heart! I think it's because his older sisters are in their 20s.

Aiden, my 4 yr old nephew (son of one of my cousins) said the other day, "You talk weird."
I asked, "Why?"
He said, "Cuz you talk like a kid."

Oh well, can't win them all!